Wearing A Male Chastity Belt Means… 1) Waiting for an empty cubicle stall before you can take a pee. 2)Never having to wonder whether the other guy’s is bigger than yours: it always is now 3)Feeling the lock tap, tap tapping against your encased cock as you walk along 4)Learning how to shave your cock and balls properly, unless you enjoy having stray pubic hairs getting trapped and pulled out by the roots 5)Learning to love moisturizers and baby oil 6)Discovering just how many night-time erections you used to get 7)Deciding whether you prefer crushed erections or your balls ripped off. It’s your choice, honestly :-) 8)Wondering whether having a finger stuck up your bum might be preferable to keeping those balls achingly cum filled 9)The number of multiple orgasms more than you that She can have has gone up by one. and 10)Never having to worry about whether you’re a crap fuck. You are now ;-)