A wedding occurred just outside Caravan in Ireland. To keep tradition
going, everyone got extremely drunk and the bride's and groom's families
have a storming row and begin wrecking the reception room and generally
kicking
the living daylights out of each other. The Police get called in to break up the fight.
The following week, all members of both families appear in court. The
fight continues in the court room until the Judge finally brings calm
with the use of his hammer, shouting, "Silence in Court!" The court room
goes
silent and Paddy, the Best Man, stands up and says, "Judge, I was the
Best Man at the wedding and I think I should explain what happened."
The Judge agrees and asks Paddy to take the stand. Paddy begins his
explanation by telling the court that it is traditional in a Caravan
wedding that the Best Man gets the first dance with the bride. The judge
says, "Okay."
"Well," said Paddy, "After I had finished the first dance, the music
kept going, so I continued dancing to the second song, and after that
the music kept going and I was dancing to the third song, when all of a
sudden the
groom leapt over the table, ran towards us and gave the bride an unmerciful kick right between her legs."
Shocked, the Judge instantly responded, "God, that must have hurt!"
"Hurt?!" Paddy replies. "He broke three of my fingers!"
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