Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur...

I was having a playful tussle the other day with a friend, when he put me in a headlock. A choke-hold. A moment when my mind goes off into interesting places and they revel in the 'Aha! I've got her now!' moment. Then he starts singing:
"Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur;
Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr."
I don't think I have ever laughed quite so much while being choked out as I did just then. Who said humor can't play a part in the things we do?

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So it got me thinking. Perhaps a few more 'soft kitty' style songs wouldn't go astray. It is a seriously cute little song, after all. Here are a few I've come up with, just for the heck of it!
1. Cute subbie, sweet subbie, give her ass a smack;
Squirming subbie, writhing subbie, thwack, thwack, thwack.
2. Strict dommy, mean dommy, causing me to groan;
Evil dommy, awesome dommy, moan, moan, moan.
3. Good slavie, nice slavie, don't ask master why;
Naughty slavie, punished slavie, cry, cry, cry.
4. Great master, fine master, say that you are mine;
Flogging master, caning master, whine, whine, whine.
5. Fun sadist, rough sadist, hits me once again;
Taunting sadist, beastly sadist, pain, pain, pain.
Just had to share this!